By Mark Megson
The best bits of Reading Juice are available now in eBook form - The Bookworm's Brain on sale in the US ($1.88) and UK (£1.14) from Amazon.
Some poems also featured on Spilt Inc.
A princess once contracted a pox
That turned body parts into socks
She thought it quite rotten
When her ears became cotton
And clashed with her silky frocks
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