Funny poems and other stuff for kids by Mark Megson
A Glass Half Full of Stuff to Read
Funny Poems, Short Stories and Animation
If the rocks and stones are the bones of the Earth
And the soil and sand are its fat
Is the sky the skin
Even though it’s so thin
Of this planet where we are at?
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There are many things on the internet that can keep children busy. MMORPGs or massively multiplayer online role-playing games are good venues where kids can express their creativity and practice their social skills.
There are a wide variety of themes which they can choose from—adventure, like the this horse game by Star Stable; fantasy, like the one about the world of ants; arts, like the one focusing on drawing; and the list goes on. Now, when kids look for other things to do on the web, apart from enjoying online games, reading literary pieces is also a good way to make them kill time while they learn something new.
On this site, you will certainly find good literature that can entertain young children as Reading Juice is a collection of funny poems and other silly stuff including short funny poems, long funny poems and limericks, as well some short stories .
Limericks
A goddess they called Aphrodite
Was, in matters of the heart, all mighty
Shooting lightning bolts of love
From high up above
All day and all of the nighty
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Featured Poem
“When will I stop growing?”
A giant asked his mummy
“I've grown at a rate
Of one meter a day
Ever since I left your tummy”
"That's 7 meters every week
Or 365 a year
Times twelve because it's
My birthday soon
Which makes 4380 meters quite clear"
“I hope that I stop growing”
The giant he did sigh
As he pulled a bird
Out of his ear
And a plane out of his thigh.
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