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In summer hair lice go away

Heading on their holidays

But before they get to their resort

They must check-in at the hair port

 

Wigs on runways fuelled with shampoo

Lousy pilots and lousy crews

On planes of manes of human locks

Start the engines and remove the chocks

 

From bouncy curls

To greasy follicles

Some lice like clean hair

Others find it diabolical

 

And some lice don't fly

Their mortal dread?

Crash landing on

A hairless head!

 

 


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