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Granny Shenanigans

Granny Shenanigans

Was a very naughty nanny

Though she never got caught

Because no judge would suspect a little old lady

Or sentence her in front of a court


Granny Shenanigans

Liked knitting cardigans

The size of a military tank

With pockets inside, big places to hide

Bags of money when she went robbing banks


Granny Shenanigans

Had to rethink her plans again

When her cardigan got caught on a nail

It began to unravel, out the loot travelled

And so did Granny, straight into jail!



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