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The Moustache Thief

Good grief, good grief

The Moustache Thief

Is causing a sensation

You'll see many a hairless lip

On your next trip

To the policing station

 

He plucks and he plunders

Every 'tache in town

So there's no hair there

When their owners down

 

Horseshoes and handlebars

Pencils and the walrus

Are disappearing everywhere

From Birmingham to Belarus

 

But the Moustache Thief

Is a lot nearer

Than all the police supposes

And if they looked closer

They'd find him

Underneath their noses!

 



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