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The Moustache Thief

Good grief, good grief

The Moustache Thief

Is causing a sensation

You'll see many a hairless lip

On your next trip

To the policing station


He plucks and he plunders

Every 'tache in town

So there's no hair there

When their owners down


Horseshoes and handlebars

Pencils and the walrus

Are disappearing everywhere

From Birmingham to Belarus


But the Moustache Thief

Is a lot nearer

Than all the police supposes

And if they looked closer

They'd find him

Underneath their noses!


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