Short Poems, Long Poems & Limericks

A Glass Half Full of Stuff to Read

Lord Longbottom

Lord Longbottom

Was feeling quite rotten

As he dragged his bum on the floor

It followed him around

And scraped on the ground

Until it became quite sore


He cursed and he cursed

That life wasn't fair

For him and his dangling derrière


But he kept on going

Like a trooper

Life wasn't easy with a droopy pooper


He put it on wheels to ease pain

But it got ran over again and again


He tied it to balloons to lift it way up

But eventually all the balloons would pop


He paid someone to carry it but every time he trumped

They'd run away and his bum would get dumped


Many long years of trying did pass

But he got the right idea at last -

He wouldn't tie it to balloons but he'd make a balloon

And inflate his bottom with helium gas!


Follow Reading Juice


Check out Moon Jump: The Boy Who Bounced to the Moon, an exciting ebook by Aviva Gittle and Mark Megson.