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The Smart Fart

Farts are smarter than you think

And there was one who refused to sink

Down into the bowels below

But the stairs going up

Were too far to go


So he hopped into an elevator

Heading towards the throat

Through the stomach and the esophagus

Did that small stink cloud float


Heading north

Not heading south

As a burp he came forth

Out of the mouth


Now normally the rule is

Whoever smelt it dealt it

But not with this fart

And everyone felt it.



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