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Top Hat

The Top Hat is the king of hats

The toppest of them all

And when you put one on your noggin

Even when you're jumping and jogging

The Top Hat won't fall


Don't be bowled over by the Bowler

Don't get in a flap about the Cap

Because I've seen it all with the Baseball

And you don't seem like a Ten Gallon chap


Don't get fed up with the Fedora

The Fez will just look like a mess

I'm not a fan-a-ma of the Panama

The Top Hat is the one that fits best

Don't mess up your hair cut with a helmet

Don't be a hero and wear a sombrero

Don't think you're urban by wearing a turban

Without a Top Hat you'll just be a zero


So spare a thought for your head and your hair

And sport some classy headwear

Choose the right hat

And don't come a'cropper

Because only a Top Hat

Will look more proper than proper.


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