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Pirate Dentist

I am the pirate dentist

My surgery is on the ship

I'll pull your aching ivories out

And smooth down every chip


A pair of pliers, a rusty file

These are the tools of my trade

A bottle of rum to ease the pain

Of the mess inside your mouth I made


So take a seat and open wide

I'll get my pliers from the jar

Close your eyes and think nice thoughts

But not before you say arggggggggghhhhh!


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