Short Poems, Long Poems & Limericks

A Glass Half Full of Stuff to Read


Why oh why is my internet so slow

I used to be young but now I am old

I've been waiting for ever

For this page to load

Just sitting here waiting

While my beard it grows


I phoned the guy

He told me to try

A hundred and one different things

But none of them worked

I'm going berserk

With the frustration my internet brings


I've been waiting for years

And I'm quite close to tears

There internet has stopped being fun

Until it was solved

By the kid from next door

Who turned it off and then on!

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